A woman fed up of dating humans says she has married a ghost
The woman , who had five children with her human husband , said she was fed up with human failings and has opted to marry a ghost.
It was her latest attempt at finding a perfect mate , she said ..
Her new husband was a Haitian pirate who told her he was black with jet black hair , and was executed for his crimes in the 1700 s .
Forty- five - year - old Amanda from Downpatrick in Northern Ireland , believes their pirate connection is what brought them together – first as friends , before she developed ‘ strong loving feelings ’ towards him .
Amanda, a female Jack Sparrow impersonator , said : “ We became really close ; the more I learnt about him , the more I liked him .
“ One day , he said to me ‘ We can actually be together you know ?’ but I had never heard of an intimate relationship between a spirit and a human before.
“ We became really close , and , the more I learnt about him , the more I liked him .
“ I did some research and found out that it is a real thing and there are lots of people in spiritual relationships , but not many people like to talk about it . ”
Jack , who never married during his life according to Amanda, is a powerful spirit who can turn stereos and lights on and off , and move things .
“ I told him I wasn ’ t really cool with having casual sex with a spirit and I wanted us to make a proper commitment to each other .
“ If I am going to be in a long- term relationship with somebody, I have the right to be married, ” she said .
For their wedding , the couple ventured into international waters where their union would be legal , on a boat that allowed 12 of their closest friends and family on board for the ceremony .
They used a medium to allow Jack to say ‘ I do ’ , and used a skull and crossbones flag to represent him .
Amanda explained that sex with a spirit is surprisingly similar to sex with a human .
She added : “ It is well known that people often feel a spirit touch their hands , their face or their hair .
“ The only difference with having a sexual relationship with a spirit is obviously that sense of touch goes a lot deeper .
“ You can literally feel the physical act of what the spirit is doing to you , and the spirit can feel it too. ”
Source:punchng
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